Or an incredibly poor opinion.

I guess a columbine villager wasn't edgy enough :(

It's only okay when you're a celebrity. Double standard is the norm. Just check out how many times Paris Hilton has been to jail.

Shock Value! That also happens to be the title of one of my favorite books. Hardcover only, though. Paperback is so much better.

...that's what she said.

I should have added blood effects and perhaps a dead body somewhere.

I wasn't going for laughs. It was a serious 'shop meant for a serious contest.

I laughed all the way to the bank.

I didn't laugh. I guess that makes you a psychotic fuck, doesn't it?

What does it taste like?

I hope so.

I know. For some reason, I don't foresee this plastering the front page of Kotaku without drawing a ton of anger from legions of hypocritical internet users.

Thanks for the support.

I could enjoy it.

Thanks! 'Murica!

Yeah? I thought I leveled the brightness pretty well.

Not really. The file was only about 446kb so it's actually quite light.

Negative. It's a little "too" far.

Well that makes 1 person.

Yes, really. It's appropriate for this contest.