“it seemed likely that longtime ELITE starter Joe Flacco”

Now are we really all that shocked that the Turkish government asked Hedo Türkoğlu to put spin on something basketball related? Come on, man...

Is Harper “worth” 10 years 300 million? (Any team could afford him, I’ve learned). I thought that he couldn’t hit against the shift and rubs a lot of teammates the wrong way. Gonna hang up and listen.

Bet you Gennaro Gattuso just bought all the staff and managers at Milan “just to show I care” Christmas presents tho.

This is really, really good. 

How sad does it make you to hold out hope that Andrew Wiggins can carry anything, let alone a team? KAT, who I’ve taken to calling Dominican Kevin Love, is good, but my dude: Wiggins? Wiggins?!?

It might not be an option for this game, but one of my favorite FIFA FUT modes is what I like to call “time wasting against some d-bag who bought a really expensive side.” I’m telling, you man, it can be really, really cathartic.

She had both tho.

He was impressively bad and seemed to have forgotten that his best and, arguably, only move is knock the ball past a guy and run by him. It was hilarious! (Also, thankfully he didn’t score, otherwise this article would have been about 50k words and 4 sentences longer.)

I guess I’ll take a coke. 

Do you foul guys and then square up to them as though you’re actually willing to fight them? Because if you do, I bet it looks ridiculous and you should really stop. 

This is cool because Lainez squared up like a tough guy notwithstanding the fact that Miazga is about a foot taller, so Miazga mocked him for it and some of us found it funny. I have short friends. They don’t square up to bigger guys (after fucking fouling them, by the way!) because they realize how ridiculous it is.

Haven’t looked at the sentencing guidelines in a while, but isn’t surviving an Eagle’s game worth a few points knocked off?

This is a hack piece, not because Anziz deserves sympathy or some shit, but because summarizing a standup routine and then implying the routine wasn’t funny is just stupid. 

Uhhh. So this report actually makes Urban look better than I expected, and to be clear, I fucking hate Urban Meyer. It mainly seems like 1) he’s kind of dumb and prone to panicking (hence the press conference) 2) he tried to cover for his guy mainly because of his (Meyer’s) admiration for said guy’s grandad, and 3)…

His mama call him Tuh-rod, I’m gon’ call him Tuh-rod. 

Why are you surprised by the lack of litigation? What specific evidence do you have suggesting that these specific groups don’t do a thorough investigation before outing someone? And before you offer it, “I just figured” or vague allusions to what other groups do, neither of those are really evidence. I think if…

-wrote the internet poster who didn’t have a law degree. 

That’s.not.how.entrapment.works.