“If this was a stab at comedy then Jezebel writers are bad at comedic writing.”

“These driver’s “fares” may wind up being slightly more expensive than Uber as a result of said regulation and standards,”

But he’s not actually a Nazi. He’s a racist and fascist of sorts, sure. There’s also no indication that he is now or has ever been an actual Nazi. Also, I think you’re underestimating the selection bias that exists in Cohen’s audience. No one is watching this to form an opinion on (racist ass-hat) Arpaio; they’re…

Fuck THE Ohio State University. 

Do you believe that a formal parole or a jail sentence would have been better? I mean, short of setting aside the verdict, what could the judge have sentenced her to which would have been better after she was found guilty? (Sincere question)

You have no idea how the system will abuse this “informal” parole. I’m a lawyer; I know exactly how this form of “parole” works.

You’re wrong, you’re angry, and now you’re angry about being wrong. Once she was found guilty, the judge could have made sure this stayed on her record, but the judge chose not to, you simple, simply fuck.

Actually, she or he is likely making it easier to keep OFF her record because it’s informal. Formal probations = a lot of documents and paperwork that can be preserved. Informal probation usually means less paperwork and and easier time having your record sealed or wiped clean. But you stick with your ignorant little…

“ There hasn’t been any control groups of longitudinal studies of the population.”

So. You’re criticizing the writer by alleging that when you performed the same search he did, you found different results. Therefore you can conclude that the writer is being irresponsible because he’s being dishonest in reporting his results. You don’t actually offer any proof that you did the same or a substantially…

“but it’s difficult to deny that he’s an amazing racer when things fall his way.”

Etiquette, or whatever passes for it these days, dictates, however subtly, that Chris Froome, Thomas’s teammare and an elite rider, should not attack, here meaning to attempt to overtake, the yellow jersey which is currently donned by Thomas and provided to the winner, whomever that chap might be.

COTY nominee. 

“Woman moves in with leopards - is shocked when leopards bite off her face”

“Bernard decides he has to abandon Elsie because Ford is trying to push him into killing her. Why didn’t Ford have Bernard kill her in the first place?”

William’s, “Fuck you, you’re just A HIST SENT BY FORD AREN’T CHA! Got ya!” schtick had grown so comical that his killing his daughter was closer to comedy than tragedy.

French is after Spanish, but only barely. I’d go as far as to say that Spanish only clearly beats French because of De Gea (and the well made language truthier comment about Catalan), but soooooo many African born players speak French as a native language that they can’t be discounted.

You think Guliani knows what a VPN is...? Seriously?

In fairness, I’ve probably failed to articulate my point clearly. If I were to encounter Delores and make an appeal for her to spare me, I’d say something akin to the following:

“obviously that would be an incredibly weak moral argument.”