So much fifa18 inspired schadenfreude watching Real bomb out.

If she can weather that “Giri Nathan curse,” I’ll be pleasantly shocked.

I think we’ll find the (relatively) soon to be competition between Jordan and Lebron as to who can be the shittier general manager of a professional basketball team infinitely more entertaining than the “who’s the better player” argument” And once again, Magic is just barely on the outside looking in.

THERE ARE DEFINITELY VICTIMS ON JURIES TOO! BOTH GROUPS INCLUDE PEOPLE WHO AREN’T FORTHCOMING! WHAT ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING OMG I WANT SOME TOO!

WARNING: That e-mail is fucking infuriating. DO NOT read it if you’re anywhere near your computer and a liquid.

[narrator voice]: Saturday was not any indication.

“Taking them all, even close to them all, just isn’t feasible.”

Sandgren: No, I don’t. I find some of the content interesting, but no I don’t. Not at all. No, as a firm Christian, I don’t support things like that, no. I support Christ and following him and that’s what I support.

The shitty hot taek comments refuting arguments that no one has made keep the lights on. Talking about what a shitty person Emmanuel Sanders is keeps the snack cabinet filled.

You’re putting child rapist on the same level as...well...FUCKING ANYTHING ELSE?!? Farrow could have literally taken her children on a meth-induced bank robbing spree and she’d still be an infinitely better parent than the child rapist. Geezelafuqingweeze, what’s wrong with people...

Maybe he considered and dismissed it for artistic reasons.

You act like Ngannou doesn’t know what boxing is, which is ironic, because he started fighting after not being able to make it through —-wait for it—-boxing.

Is this article a joke or was it ghost written by a UFC corporate lackey?

Don’t know any barca fans, huh?

“No. By definition, nepotism restricts opportunities for people that aren’t related to coaches. Race has nothing to do with it.”

Canadian and a backwards hat? Hard pass. Let’s give Nadal some drugs and let him smack people around for the next decade.

Your friend should have that expunged.

Nope, don’t see it.

If you truly didn’t understand what he meant, then your reading comp needs improvement. You really thought he meant he had been wearing the same pair of shoes for 15 years? That’s what you thought? Did you skip the rest of the article? Did you literally open the article, scroll down to that sentence, and then write…

I *now* find Chastain insufferable.