They really are the best. Hands down.

Mozzarealla stick PSA. Fuck Jon Stewart, Fuck the Simpon’s. I don’t care what the liberal media thinks. Arby’s is f’n dope. Best Mozza sticks in the game.

That graph is really awkward to use. I can only hope interactive graph building becomes automated.

The moral of this story, like many others, is Fuck Ellis Johnson.

I can’t wait to read the op-ed about how this happened because Cam Newton is a disrespectful football player.

Cam Newton is that guy that has the hot girlfriend, is super smart, never stutters, never trips on a curb, never screws up. And you hate him because on top of all that, he’s done absolutely nothing except be gracious and kind to everyone. That, and he’s so friggin’ likeable! So you are forced to hate him, only because…

I root for Peyton Manning because one day I’ll be 39, and I don’t want to remember that another man that age was so broken that he was forced to quit doing what he loved.

He filled every empty beer in the stadium using one red solo cup.

Yeah, it’s not really maturing, it’s more a shift of priorities. I just stopped focusing so much on my stupid personal shit because there are more pressing matters to attend to, be it a tantrum, the fact that you have to make dinner or the hour you have to spend brushing all the Barbies’ hair.

Patrick Stewart is the greatest man in the world.

Don’t believe the downplay. As is the case with Rex, something is always afoot.

I just feel like the Browns have to stop grading Manziel on how he does off the field.

If he screws up too much off the field, it will appear on the field (as it did last year).

It is not their job to be his parents, they should not be ordering him to clean up his off-work life, they should be telling him to make sure…

Yes.

No it’s not just an innocent post. I’m sick of people trying to cast gun owners as assailants or bigots. I’m sick of people calling for or blindly supporting unconstitutional legislative proposals. On a positive note, liberals have been the best gun salesmen over the past 7yrs.

This is a joke, right? It’s laughable. What about Anheuser Busch or Miller Brewing Company? What about GM or Toyota? You Ms. Horn are a misguided blogger, which is an all too common occurrence. There is NOTHING wrong with supporting the aforementioned firearms companies. Go live in France if you believe in that…

I typically will squeeze them at the corners so that they pop open in the middle. Then you can blow THROUGH them.

So says the guy who misused both "weeks" and "then."

There’s another factor related to that—a lot of players have complained that the crackdown on high tackling (because brain trauma is bad PR) have led to more knee and ankle injuries. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but a torn ACL is more noticeable and keeps a player out longer than a concussion does.

That W is against the Colts, right?

Who is he talking to? Noxzema?