There does exist a subset of men who seem really attached to their fertility, though. It’s kind of a weird thing, because frequently they’re not bothered by the idea that their female partner can’t get pregnant because she is on some form of contraception, but they’re really bothered by the idea of making themselves…

Right?

Honestly, I think it’s the makeup. It kind of erases normal skin texture and makes everybody look the same, which has the effect of just making everyone under 40 look the same age. 

TIL Sarah Huckabee Sanders is only 36. Thirty-six! I expected her to be at least in her mid-forties.

HOLY SHIT, SARAH SANDERS IS YOUNGER THAN I AM?!? I thought she was at least a good five years older than me. Wow, hate is a hell of a drug, man.

Yet another instance where having diverse perspectives on your team and empowering those people to speak up is important. I would bet money that the CBS team of lawyers was almost entirely straight white dudes and that anyone who wasn’t a straight white dude probably didn’t feel comfortable speaking up. And because…

Sometimes people want to be caught. It might not have been the first time, but it might have been the most brazen, and getting caught might have been a relief. I hope the 8-year-old gets the support and love and care he needs.

I kind of liked the song they did for Sesame Street a few years back. But everything else I’ve heard from them... woof.

Cinnamon, cumin, sage, bay leaves, dried thyme, dried rosemary, paprika, garlic powder, oregano, and cayenne powder.

Salt and pepper are perennial favorites. You can also slap a bit of herb butter on there (basically just whipped butter with some herbs added in) to make it a little more delicious (and artery clogging)

I now keep mine in bins because I got tired of the spicevalanche every time I opened the cabinet. I’ve got A-F in one and G-Z in the other. It means digging through the tub every time I need the cumin, but at least I don’t have to chase the dried thyme when it rolls under the cabinets.

More like the Alabama of New England.

My conservative relatives, back during the 2016 election, kept telling me that Trump wasn’t going to “kowtow to foreign powers the way Obama did.” He was going to make us look strong. He was going to command respect. The rest of the world was going to understand that they couldn’t push America around anymore because…

I’m still kind of annoyed that Ian McEwan pretty much plagiarized a memoir called No Time for Romance and the whole literary establishment was like, “No, it’s fine, because Atonement was a lot more brilliant than the original so...”

Ugh, I went to school with someone like that. You’d tell her a story about, like, how you once broke down on a highway and the dude who stopped to help looked like an axe murderer, and then three months later, she’d be like, “Hey, did I ever tell you about the time that I broke down on the highway and a guy stopped to…

I read an article a while ago that basically said that the way we raise kids now teaches them that the most important thing is the outcome, not the work that goes into it. The only thing that matters is the status you gain and the grade you get. So, of course, if you believe that the only thing that matters is the…

I would support that.

There are some that can be incredibly profound and can say really important things about the characters. Remittance Girl posts online stories, nearly all of which are sexually explicit, and many of them are heartbreaking or beautiful or funny. 

Have these dudes actually ever had sex with a live, willing partner? I’m genuinely not sure.

If they do, it’s not nearly as prominently. If you watch a show, you usually see something like “Rated MA-L, S, V” (rated mature-language, sexuality, violence”).