I have been saying this for a while now. And honestly, I am kinda pissed that stricter gun laws are being made necessary because men can’t handle rejection. Here’s a novel idea: Develop smart gun technology and allow women to carry, but ban men from gun ownership. Yes, I know it’s a violation of Equal Protection and…

Kanye is making the mistake a LOT of people make (men especially), where they try to think about what they’d do in ‘that situation’. The mistake they make is trying to imagine themselves, as they are, suddenly magically transported back in time to whatever point. THEN they see themselves as either hypercompetent or…

Dear William,

Your license to use pop culture has been revoked, because you used “accidental death” as a reason to invoke “Final Destination.”

When a death occurs that was the result of many factors working together, instead of someone getting caught in a thing and having a heart attack, what will you turn to? Will…

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Or! If you like Firefox and this is per Moon’s post on Hackerspace:

Well, I’m a woman and while I don’t tend to feature sexual violence, there is violence against men & women. I don’t think I would specifically try to change that to win a prize. Actually, I’m sure I wouldn’t. The story comes first.

Great. Now Allison and Adam have a son named Waden who’s going to drown before he makes it to kindergarten.

This seems like the sort of article Lifehacker staff might read the comments to, so.

In a perfect world, your site would advertise something to me that I would be interested in, in an entertaining and informative way. I should WANT to see the ads because they would benefit me.

In reality, ads exploit the viewer. They are boring, annoying or misleading. Many intend to hijack your nature and worm their…

if you guys ever adjust your ads to be less batshit crazy obnoxious, please write an article alerting us. until then you will remain adblocked.

....I’m asking for a friend.

“Sure, sometimes I’ll check his location when he’s out drinking with friends to see if he’s left the bar yet, and when he travels for work I’ll sometimes have a look to where he is so I feel a little closer, but for the most part this saves us a barrage of neurotic texts, What’s your ETA and Have you left the bar yet a…

This article is a lot more nuanced than that. She’s not saying it’s rape — in fact, she explicitly states that it isn’t. She’s addressing something that’s in between enthusiastic consent and rape. This isn’t only a problem between men and women — our entire society teaches us to pressure people. To do things we want…

SAFETY DOES NOT HAVE A VISCOSITY.

I’m not upset people are complaining about these Nazis. Fuck these people. Fuck these people. Fuck Nazis.

I’m complaining about the insinuation that these people somehow represent the entirety of white identity. That white people are somehow evil, soulless conquerers, while the other ethnic groups are pure, virgin…

It’s almost like they despise ANY person that’s white, solely because of their color. Is there a word to describe that?

You know what I would really like as an article on this site (if there is one elsewhere, please post me a link!), is a list of things to do that are the right things for white people that want to help. I don’t want to be the “white ally” that won the Wypipo roster. I don’t want to be the ignorant liberal. I vote left,…

They know their everywhere and good Becky still fucks evil Chad and vice versa. They hate being called racist, not racism. It’s why they’re not fighting at thanksgiving.

What we should be doing is cutting a lot of the half a trillion a year that we spend on our military, and use that to up the pay (and expectations) of police here in the states. This may sound bad, but I don’t want someone with such a tenuous grasp of basic grammar to have the legal power to arrest me. At the same…

I’m just saying, this kind of thing never happens at a steakhouse.