drakesemotionaladvisor
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drakesemotionaladvisor

she does have the range.

Having a black mayor will not fix Chicago. You ever hear of Harold Washington? Shit hasn’t changed much since then.

The apartment above mine is an AirBnB and it’s a fucking nightmare. Guess who doesn’t give a shit that it’s 1 am on a Tuesday and the majority of people need to wake up the next day for work? Assholes on vacation.

he’s a big dumb beau hunk.

me too, friend. me too.

Dannngggg, I think that is him!

I totally agree. I got through mayyyyybe 3 episodes before I gave up, and I watched the entire season of Twinning.

Yeah, I know. But the author sort of makes a joke about it — the main character has trouble finding a cassette player.

If you want them right meow, go to a Bean outlet store! They have literal walls of them.

North West and Harper Seven Beckham tie imo.

OMG IF ULTA STARTED CARRYING INGLOT I WOULD FINALLY FIND TRUE HAPPINESS.

I think Ulta would benefit a lot from a store redesign to make it a bit sleeker — right now it reminds me of Walmart/Big Lots which is totally fine, but beauty is “aspirational” and their stores should try to reflect that.

I really like L’Oreals Brow Stylist Plumper Brow Gel Mascara! I think the brush collects too much gel so I do wipe it down a bit before I start to apply, but it stays all day, looks great and is pretty inexpensive.

What kind of moisturizer are you using at night? After retinol, I patted on some jojoba oil and after it’d sunk in I put some Avene Skin Recovery or LRP Toleriane Ultra on. The whole process was sort of time consuming (I also let the retinol sink in for about 15 minutes before applying anything), but it worked really

Have you tried taking your makeup off with oil? I use coconut oil, which you do have to let penetrate for a bit, but it’s really, really gentle and works so much better than most cleansers I’ve tried. I take it off with a hot wash cloth and it’s basically like a facial.

my netflix and chill playlist is called “smang it girl” as a reminder to both smash and bang when a honey is over.

That’s not real. That can’t be real. Why does it sound like that? Why would anyone put that into the world?

And Huma Abedin! She has some misses, but dang if her professional wardrobe isn’t the most amazing, aspirational thing.