I haven’t watched any of those movies because Adam Sandler. If I see three movies with you, and all of them suck, I’m not watching anything else.

This is blatantly false.

Reality TV is a mystery to me. I don’t think I have sit and watch 5 minutes of anything of reality TV, and that is weird because I kind of enjoy “found footage” movies (mostly to MST3K them).

No, I am just stating my opinion in a free country, and presenting some facts about why my opinion is right. So basically I am becoming my parents. But with a slightly better taste in TV shows.

Sure, I get it, but, didn’t your parents, ever, come to you while you are watching TV and start asking things like “aren’t you too old for this?” (I like cartoons, so sue me) or “this show is so stupid” or “this is unrealistic”?.

Actually... yes, I did!

I think I watched... two episodes, of the last season? Not sure, it was just disappointing so I quit and just read io9's recaps (remember those? good times!).

Have you watched NCIS? The show where two people hack faster while typing on the same keyboard? Where they stop a hacker by unplugging a monitor? I mean, come on!

My dad insist on watching the various NCISs despite my extense and convincing explanation of why those shows are crap. I am not allowed to watch TV with him while visiting anymore...

Let the X-Files die. They ran their course years ago.

This article has a sad lack of sexy butt pics!

Are you kidding??? That would deprive us of the opportunity to see The Hobbit as it was meant to be seen: seven seasons and a movie...

Also, their suits were creepy-cool.

Shush, or I’ll just snap you away.

Not Mantis!!!

And before Legolas, fox-Robin Hood

The endless screams of “Where is Hawkeye???” made Hollywood think that archers is what the public wants to see.

So, orphans were on the menu then?

Good catch, didn’t think about it during the episode, but this makes all the sense in the world!

I think last night’s episode kinda confirms your theory.