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That’s so weird! I guess it must be one of those names that applies to both genders, like Guadalupe here in Mexico (which still blow my mind, to be honest) and all the genderless names in English that make blind dates so surprising...

Really? Selene is traditionally a male name? Where?

Su-monsters

Now everything makes sense!!! Those damned chinese-atlanteans!

Yes, but that is the plain, boring (but accurate) explanation.

Trump.

la carte?

Gollum’s Kong got a goddamn arm cannon

Just make a non-Episode movie set between IV and V, problem solved.

So we can rule out a velociraptor ghost?

Do we know for sure they are not?

Not with that attitude!!!

Seriously?

Because the dude that supposedly can detect the structural weakness in everything stepped on a loose rock and fell, and hit his head.

Lucky you, all I could see were the terrible and horrible hooves.

This I knew... but given my distaste for Yogi, a degraded Yogi becoming Yao Guai makes so much sense...

... and now I hate myself for not realizing this before...

Ah, see, that’s the issue. Native spanish speaker here, and for my first encounter with Darkseid, with a nice, Mexican translation, because I think in Spain Darkseid is called Penumbra or some shit like that, his name has been Darkseid, and I pronounced all the letters.

And he will grow up to be called Bratseid and Teenseid and I asure you he will be emo!

So basically what you are saying is that Luke, Han and some support pilot saved the life of a clearly outmatched Darth Vader?