Yep, I’ve had my Valium for the flight stolen right before the flight while going through TSA line. That was the longest flight ever. I was pissed and freaked out.

I’m responding to you because I don’t want to talk to whyareyousoracist. As a response to his ridiculous line of thought, though:

Absolutely. He reminds me of my handsome frog boyfriend Thane from Mass Effect.

If you’re a Mass Effect fan, you already know the answer to this question in your heart (yes).

The Democratic Party absolutely abandoned these voters. When a Democratic President championed and signed the Voting Rights Act and Civil Rights Act, it turned its back on everything these voters stood for.

7. Hoard it forever because you are emotionally attached to it.

truly nothing will top the exquisite perfection of the very first season, though.

Chocolate and Mexican food. Soon no emotions will penetrate the blubber.

lol weed is as illegal as heron in NY

Tons and tons of wine and weed. Ever since I lost my job and am entering into the worst time of my life, there’s just not enough to get me through this horrible time. I’ve applied for hundreds of jobs in the Bay Area and nothing. I’m so fucking scared. I might just start mainling merlot. Merry Christmas!

No, it doesn’t make me sad, it makes me constantly elated and in love with modern science that has produced such a miracle! No more throwing myself against a random building as i walk home because suddenly the sadness of the universe is too much to bear and I’m sobbing....I still get sad and mad and all the other…

How many people do yo think are on medication for anxiety and depression? It feels like everyone. Does that make anyone else sad?

So we all agree pens are pretty great, right? Like... way less harsh, user-friendly, and not pointlessly psychedelic?

I accidentally pushed Diddy out of a packed elevator and was only aware of it when someone next to me told me it was him. I just responded smushed up next to everyone else, “he didn’t fit”. I enjoy that memory more in retrospect.

Minnesota’s thing is crippling insecurity that makes them cling to anything remotely regional as “theirs.” Even things that aren’t regional at all.

See also calling abandoned buildings that were once Macy’s, after being Marshall Field’s “Dayton’s.” And freaking Peanuts statues.

Non-native Minnesotan here, people here absolutely love to cling on to anything that they can claim is special about Minnesota. If we aren’t naming everything after Target, we’re constantly reminding ourselves that Prince and Bob Dylan are from here. As for ‘Minnesota-style pizza’ I’ve eaten at probably a dozen…

I’m vegetarian and I would never force my dog to be (or to be vegan). Because I understand science, dogs are carnivores, and humans have evolved to be omnivores. This is like grade 2 stuff.