As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

I think the Rand Paul situation was the result of a rural gay love triangle gone wrong. Some people are saying that. Some of our best people, like me.

Apparently, Muslims never suffer from mental health issues. When we do something bad, it’s entirely of our own volition. When a white person does something bad, it’s a defect in that otherwise pristine, gorgeous brain of theirs.

I’m just gonna leave this here...

Aside from his moronic nonsense that it’s not about guns, does our dipshit in chief even realize that his willful and spiteful dismantling of Obamacare will make mental health services even more difficult to access? Ugh, he’s such a fool, it makes my head hurt.

Holy shit, Uma Thurman’s fury is everything right now.

I REALLY am loathe to defend Trump, but video CLEARLY shows Abe doing it first. This is why alt-right idiots bleat on about fake news.

High quality Japanese koi are one of the most expensive pets in the world. They are bred like show dogs and the prized ones can fetch millions of dollars. Unlike dogs, they can live 100-200 years through proper care. Overfeeding is one mistake that can lead to a shorter lifespan.

Replying to myself to make clear that I’m not an idiot, I am aware he made a complete fool out of himself. I’m asking about the fish. I am aware that my questions aren’t relevant or “the point”, so no need for multiple people to point that out.

I work in Cambodia where much of what you are wearing is made. The women make $120 per month and are taken to and from work in actual cattle cars. Every month there are news reports of mass faintings from poor ventilation or contaminated air. The authoritarian government controls most of the media here so you can be…

Even making your own clothes doesn’t really help. I used to work in a textile retailer and from what we were told, the conditions for people who make the fabric are pretty much the same.

I’ve tried this off and on and it’s extremely depressing to realize that even $600 blouses at Nordstrom are made in China. They just have bigger profit margins. And while I’ve heard that there are factories in China (for example) that adhere to fair labor laws, I’m pretty fucking skeptical.

I bet he mows at 6:30 in the morning on a Saturday, and then plays music full blast at midnight. 

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

Yes, you are. You can disagree violently and debate violently, but you can’t physically attack people.

Clearly you’ve never been to Texas.

You need to keep talking, please please. One trash panda post a week. I love them so much. Do you know Pumpkin the raccoon on Instagram? That’s where I get my fix.

When I was in school, I lived in this big apartment building. My balcony overlooked the parking lot. After a night out drinking, my roommate and I had a rule: we’d stand out there until someone returning got scared by the giant raccoon that liked to raid the dumpster. It never took very long.