“I also reject the feminist messaging that treats gender issues as a zero-sum game—that assumes that to empower women, we must castrate men. You see the beginnings of this even in the schoolyard, with affirmations like, “Girls rule and boys drool.” 

I’m in 100% the same boat. I’m praying that the industrial quantities of Merlot I’ve been consuming the second I get home from work in these post election days to calm the existential anxiety wont turn me into a full blown alcoholic.

You sound like a baddass mom and your kid sounds badass too. Thank you for being awesome and setting a solid example for the next generation.

I just realized I immediately assumed you are a mom and not a dad due to my inherent bias - I apologize ahead of time if you are male - again; I’m drunk

Fucking good for him and good for you mom. UNGREYED. AUTHORS: CAN WE GET THIS LADY A HAIL MARY OR WHAT

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Your comment legit made me spit take :) was that bothering you lol that you couldn’t remember what he was from? I’ve seen so much damn Sunny (I’m obsessed) that it took me 2 solid episodes to stop expecting him to lazily drift into the scene in a sweaty, open bathrobe with a glass of milk.

My theory is that it is both practical and potentially yet another fold of learned behavior to cement their “humanity” in their programming.

Bingo Bango

Thank you! That’s my own personal theory - I’ve been thinking this since episode 2. It would also explain why the man in black has been looking for it for 30 years and can never find it.

ALSO: Felix and Sylvester are definitely androids. It would be so much cheaper for the park to 3d print their own grunt workers, safer bc then the IP would be protected and would never leave the corporation due to the high turnover I would expect from being a robot murder surgeon for 10 hours a day, and for christ…

Thoughts:

This is the exact shit every one of my lily white (sorry woke white folks #notallwhitefolks) in laws has been telling me, because apparently I am *hysterical* and *at the verge of a breakdown*.

I’m honestly scared to get one, but I need something permanent. I had a bad reaction to both the pill and Depo, but I’m scared bc a co worker of mine keeps having gets slip and it’s causing her a lot of pain

I called my local PP today to schedule getting an IUD now for obvious reasons. They are booked solid until mid December - someone else took my first choice timeslot literally while I was on the phone with them. I hope there aren’t shortages of care while we all flee to get our birth control while its still covered.

I can’t even get out of bed. We are so fucked.

I believe this.

unrelated: Rihanna is the only woman ALIVE who can take that selfie angle and still look bomb.

Please, please, oh Jezebel merch people, PLEASE turn these into an adult coloring book. For science.

Hey guys - is there any room to fit “collection of menstruating waterheads” under the banner on the Jez main page? It would be a shame to lose such a quality clap-back to the ether.