Haha true, but I would hope that since we had the enlightenment and the Internet and stuff that people would become a bit wiser with access to a huge wealth of credible information

Thank you for this. I’m in STEM but my mom/in laws are very conservative. We’ve gotten into red faced screaming matches in the subject of climate change in particular - they’re deniers. I feel like 10ish years ago none of them had an opinion, but now they’ve been properly programmed by Fox and Limbaugh to be…

So if he threw a duffelbag full of drugs and guns out the window, isn’t that probable cause for the DEA to raid his house?

Honest question for of the Older Jezzies: has this country always been so virulently anti-intellectual or are things truly getting worse?

Nuke it from orbit.

I weirdly collect ones with beautiful paper designs and keep them in a huge glass urn in my bathroom.

YAAAAAASS I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

Jesus goddamn fuck, Ann. Even if you are a classless opportunist troll this is beyond the pale and wrong. Yeesh.

Who the fuck wears that much make up working out?

Rammstein and NIN.

Or if you dont have an engagement ring by your mid twenties, your (female) manager wants to know why you aren’t settling down already. Subtext: you’re a wild woman whore who is too young and irresponsible to be loyal to the company in the long term.

Please, don't be sorry. It's been like 10 years of this shit. I'm tired too.

What. The. Fuck.

Wow. They really jumped through hoops to make a prissy rich girl whose sisters bought her way in the fashion world sound like she deserves to be on the same stage as girls with 20 times her talent. Girls who bankrupt themselves and risk their life to be there, possibly at one of the only shots they can have in this…

*Edit: Fuck shitty, exploitative zoos. Some do truly care for the well being of the creatures they keep and do amazing work. I’m not trying to lump them in with the sketchy side show articles that put profit over the wellbeing of animals.

Having once been fortunate enough to ride* a dolphin, I can tell you - do not fuck with dolphins. They don’t just look at you passively like a lot of other creatures, they stare right back at you, and it’s deeply intimidating. They are not that cute when they swim up to you and you realize they have the power to tear…

Holy shit, she still shops at H&M?

True Story:

That motherfucker looks like a Jolly Rancher.

Soo...all my mason jars full of twinkle lights, wine cork crafts, and kitschy cat themed everything are going to be a laughingstock one day.