Sapporo!!!

I really, REALLY just want to see her as Khal of Khals Queen Shit of the Bloodriders, chilling with Drogon in a pimped out tent, sipping on some fermented mare milk and just straight laugh BOTH Dario and Jorah out of the room. Like, what, you thought boarding up some doors would get you pussy? NEXT.

Tyrion did drop a line about her “not being a killer....yet” several seasons back. Want to see this so hard.

Optics are shitty, it’s not this way in the books where the slaves are very plainly referenced as being of all races. Showrunners are failing at this hard.

Yeeeeeeeppp. He is so full of shit it's amazing and Margary sees right through it.

Hot Takes:

I wish I could star this 100x more times. Just bc you can rationalize something doesn't mean you should.

What are the odds he’s just trolling? It sounds like they don’t even make taco bowls at his stupid tower, and with that shit eating grin, I mean seriously.

Lol that would be hilarious though. People just standing there all stone faced on the subway with yowling angry cats in boxes lol.

After dreaming about leaving the country for pretty much my entire life...yes. I fell viscerally in love with that city and did not want to come home. I ate ALL the food and bought ALL the skin care. My friend is not super into cats but she was curious since they are popular date spots there, so she humored me and…

Nope, the cats are already in the cafe, you don't bring your own. You buy a drink and get to stay as long as you like with the kitties.

I went to Seoul to visit a friend/fulfill a travel wish last month. I went to two cat cafes. I wish every city had one. It was the happiest I’ve been all year. I mean just look at this guy. LOOK AT HIM.

Black Box Merlot. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere?

The sheer giddiness I’m getting from Candidate Serial Killer’s crushing failure is mixing poorly in my gut with abject terror at the reality that we very well may see Trump in the White House.

God help me if I find some fuckwitted meninist trying to pee in the ladies room just to prove a point. I love how these jackasses express their transphobia by demanding entitlement to enter a female space.

Platinum is so pedestrian.

That....sounds like Karl Marx’s vision of hell. Like that could be set in a Margaret Atwood novel.

Yes, my guess is that the ridiculously easy access to online porn, the very limited range or body features therein, and our miserable non-existent sex education may be partially responsible for this. Teens are going into their first sexual encounters with only the commercially viable bullshit pumped into existence by…

I’m pretty sure I haven’t written a single post on this site that wasn’t made to sound halfway illiterate on account of my inability to type properly on an iPhone. I’m glad this one was at least funny lol

*clutching* goddamn iPhone and sausage fingers