+1 internet for appropriate use of Jerome Biggums.

Yeah what I’m getting is that he’s a tiny lil Howard Hughes, except he doesn’t get any sympathy points bc there is no traumatic brain injury/has contributed nothing to society :/

My mom has promised me that my nanny will be with me until I go to college.

Yep. I was a scientist in R&D.

His son saw his own father abusing the mother. The kid has a right to not want to be around that. Just because someone does the biological minimum to create a child does not mean the child is in any way indebted to the parent if the parent ends up being a shithead.

I signed the petition to get rid of this disgrace. It takes < 1 minute. Everyone who disagrees with this disgrace of a judge - go sign the petition to get this mess fired. It will take less time than typing up an angry comment.

Fun fact: There are products out there that you are likely buying at walmart, target, etc. (that I know from my work in consumer product goods) that contain, literally, <<1% of an “organic” or “natural” ingredient, with the rest of the ingredients/components of the product being sourced from “non-organic” i.e.…

I’m in WI and I nor everyone else that I know that loathe this egregious tapeworm are awful. Do not judge us all as one mind.

As someone who gave up their creative passion to for a STEM degree (it was 2008 when I graduated HS and I only had one shot at a life of non-poverty) I can’t give this enough stars. I regret it every day of my life. Even though I am trained in this shit, I still have every bumfuck relative in my life arguing to me…

Needs 100000x more fear.

I came here to say that I rode a dolphin once. It was not the saccharine flipper fan fic of my childhood dreams.

Yep, I had a relative get permanent toenail fungus from having her cuticle cut too far during a pedicure :/

I don’t know, if you look back at New Look models in Vogue in the late 40’s through the fifties, ultimately ending in Twiggy in the 60’s, those women were very very thin.

Real talk tho, that beer looks fucking delicious.

Fair point!

Kybella can cause serious side effects, including nerve injury in the jaw that can cause an uneven smile or facial muscle weakness, and trouble swallowing.

Can we hang out please?

I had a friend who was, I’m not kidding, airbrushed celebrity levels of beautiful. Like, an actual head turner, with legitimately mesmerizing beauty. She would deflect every compliment like this, and it drove me cray.

Well she can't be seen with the ghost from The Ring.

Shade Court: Margery Tyrell Edition