I was surprised at how graphic the second segment was as well! The 11yo and I thought it was our favorite, though.

Ah, youth.

My stream is too strong and would definitely chip the drywall like a pressure washer

Piss against the wall.  Got it.

Well I’m going to be more careful NOW since apparently this is an indignity that’s worth millions in potential damages.

Who the fuck hasn't? 

Thought this was setting Cloud up to be the Big Bad because he’s so tired of this shit stain of a world but that sounds much cooler.

Wouldn’t that be a crazy thing? All this hype and misdirection, everyone thinks she’s going to live and this is just dragging out a forgotten conclusion, then she just dies the same way and it blows everyone’s collective minds. 

The surprise: this time it’s happening exactly the same.

Losing all lives in this game kills the player in real life. Yet another way Nintendo broke from prior entries in the series. 

Yeah this whole story is weird in that it’s not new news at all.

Well sure, but are people finally brave enough to call it a Henry Selick movie?

That’s funny, my youngest is 8 and in years past he was absolutely fearless when it came to “spooky” things but this year he has started to be scared of some of the Halloween stuff. Not Jack though, he loves that movie. Now my 15 year old absolutely does not love Nightmare Before Christmas and will leave the room if…

The difference is that The Nightmare Before Christmas was initially touted as a Disney film. The teaser trailer was just some landscape footage of the “What’s This?” scene with maybe like  a few seconds of Jack’s hand touting Tim Burton as a visionary and comparing him to Walt Disney.

Disney above all else looks out for the brand.

with a sassy black employee, too!

I don’t damn David Hyde Pierce at all because turning Niles into a punchline would be both a travesty of justice and also one of the most Kelsey Grammer moves in history.

We could’ve gotten The Golden Palace, Frasier-style?

hot take: tim and eric shouldn’t even be on this list.

bruce willis was always the coolest movie star and this slow degradation is heartbreaking. i’m just gonna pretend he went out on top in 2011 with looper and moonrise kingdom and then retired.