Jesus wouldn’t SCAB.

Again with the squeaky shoes.

It will be interesting to see how that goes. 

The strike includes any and all promotions. Including cons. So except having to edit that comic-con article :D

Honestly Hill and Franco both come off like very specific guys I’ve met in life and it’s not a surprise both have reputations for being terrible people. 

Ah, I see that you, too, confuse the two Nebbishy Darkhaired Character Actors Who were Inexplicably in Every Comedy Movie c. 2005-2015.

To clarify, Elliott Page wrote in his memoir a chapter title Asshole at a Party. Someone harassed Elliott at a party for coming out as a lesbian and said he’d eat his asshole, and it probably tastes like lime.

I didnt know that was an actual real thing between them. Trivia!

You mean Satan raping Jonah Hill? Doesn’t seem unfunny.

This really confused me for about forty seconds as I thought you were talking about the body-part “Elliot Page’s Asshole.” 

I remember Justin Long from Dodgeball and for confusingly dating gorgeous women like Amanda Seyfried, Lauren Mayberry, and Olga Kurylenko.

Waiting for it to come out that he told someone their ass tastes like lime, so I can confirm he is Elliott Page’s Asshole at the Party.

“Dear God. It’s me. Jonah Hill. From Moneyball.”

You just sent me down a rabbit hole of the whole “it wasn’t acting, Baruchel IRL doesn’t like Jonah Hill” thing. Fascinating. 

“No one's gonna fucking notice!"

The whole thing of Baruchel disliking Jonah (and the entire movie star thing they were all doing) in both the movie and real life is going to play well for him here.

i really, really wish we got the 23 jump street where they join the men in black. i thought that was such a brilliant idea and we were so close. 

This news might make Kanye a Nazi again

Definitely got Justin Long confused with Jay Baruchel for a second and thought “boy they need to just investigate the lead cast of This is the End, huh?”

Just accelerate the Seth Rogen recasting by a few years!