For him, what else has he got to fall back on? Jackass crew has moved on, and his other endeavors seemed more like hobbies than actual pursuits. He can’t really professionally skate anymore and what sponsor would want to back him without professionalism or a platform for him to market anything? His persona and…

More so than mine are, I bet. 

And rehab is pretty dang expensive...

Is his persona and lifestyle still a moneymaker?

If it’s illegal to pee in the kitchen sink, well, they can lock me up right now.  

Does this mean Barney and Betty's son was Brandon-Brandon?

I get it, fuck those credulous marks, but crypto hurts us all by burning fossil fuels to run servers whose only purpose is to make an imaginary line go up. Any celebrity who claims to give a shit about climate change (and to be fair, few of them do) should be speaking out against crypto.

This is what happens when white people have too much money and time on their hands. 

Yes, perhaps it is cheaper to shred than store, but having worked in licensed merch I think another explanation is ‘contractual obligation’. Most licensing contracts require the destruction of any product left after the term of the agreement expires. So if you can’t sell every last unit of inventory, you gotta…

I have officially reached the age where I have no idea what the fuck stuff like this is. 

truly one of the only people doing interesting comedy right now. may he never get a real tv show.

It’s what one wears to jump a motorcycle over 24 Pride floats.

She looks like Elton John dressed her for brunch.

But...from the article, “it is so very flammable”?

Fuck, I’ve not had those in ages.

Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?

I’ve always wanted my burger in ring form 

I founded the AVClub

Hopefully it inspires a whole new generation to take credit for other people’s ideas.

Biden is a don’t talk about it and it will just go away mediocre man. This means new variants, people unable to afford the vaccines and tests, more long term illness and more deaths.