they do love gifting each other entire animal sanctuaries. Portia said lets not invest into human beings while making mad money off them, a Bluth fantasy.

You think it’s cheap keeping a Portia di Rossi happy?

I believe the only reply to this poor boy is “bless your soul”.

The whole situation reads like a Riverdale script that was rejected as being too far fetched...and that’s saying a LOT.

I wouldn’t Grantham parole either.

To be fair, I’d expect that even without a child abuse lawsuit hovering over him. Until recently, I hadn’t heard his name mentioned — good or bad — since his MADtv days...

I remember a decade or so ago, somebody tried to open a Blimpie here in Oregon and it failed horribly after just a short while and they lost a bunch of money. I tried it once, and didn’t really think it was anything special. I think Subway pretty much ran them and Quiznos out of business with $5 footlongs, then jacked…

As one of the few people who had easy access to a Blimpie and Subway 20 years ago, I’m kind of amazed Blimpie didn’t take off like Jersey Mike’s is now.

Me too! I re-watched Season 1 in preparation of season 2, and I think his joke ratio is so high but more subtle than Ava for example. I love the whole cast, but he just slides in casually and usually gives the biggest laughs. When he does the “that’s trash” callback and tosses the kids’ breakfast club essay I just…

You aren’t wrong. They announced it over the summer: https://deadline.com/2022/07/abbott-elementary-william-stanford-davis-promoted-series-regular-abc-mr-johnson-1235072844/

I’m old enough to remember my parents giving me $5 and a Coke, and leaving me at Aladdin’s Castle while they did their thing at Dillard’s, or whatever. If I ran out of tokens I’d hit KB Toys. Last ditch was the record store or Sears, in case they had a video game demo station set up. They knew where to find me. Of…

“Reading doesn’t make you smarter...Can you learn things by reading? Sure.”

I love Levar but that grammatical error has me scared for that Twitter thread.

Janine getting the hug from Gritty actually made me go “awwww,” but my favorite moment of the episode was probably the quick cut to Ava inexplicably hula hooping during her presentation.

He’s my favorite character, so I’m glad to see him get bumped up.

Unless I read the opening credits wrong (I wasn’t paying a ton of attention), William Stanford Davis-- Mr. Johnson-- is now a full regular cast member, which is a good move.

“Reading doesn’t make you smarter...Can you learn things by reading? Sure.”

Levar Burton is a national treasure, you can stfu you transphobic dick weed 

Watching any movie featuring a Gen Z heartthrob is an awesome experience. I’m a cranky old millennial who “chaperoned” an advance screening of Greta Gerwig’s Little Women for a group of 300 female college students, and watching/listening to them freak out the first time Timothee Chalamet appeared on screen warmed my…