So here’s my family tree predictions revealed on the back of the “porny” painting.

What do you think they should say? “You should see somebody about your psychological issues?” Who’s to say she doesn’t already? She’s a Manhattanite and at least someone in her family (like her unseen aunt who owns her apartment) are massively rich. Aren’t wealthy Manhattanites stereotypically all seeing a shrink…

Nina threatening the elderly doorman with being fired if he doesn’t do unsafe work in a blackout is the biggest dick move, and I think they tried to play it off as “Haha motherhood is so hard” but seriously she’s a bad person and you can’t redeem that kind of shitty behaviour.

Yeah I think he said something like ‘The petty assholes will inherit the Earth’, right?

But I was told that only bad things get cancelled!

Holiday Haunt was never going to be going to theaters.

Been there, done that.

I don’t get it, either. Scoob 2 wouldn’t have been a situation where it was being made for streaming and thus low quality, so why dump it for a tax credit when it could probably make at least $200-300 million at the box office?

Just a note, there are 32 more courses still on the way, not 24. 

“Mario Kart fans were distrubed.”

- “I don’t want to read it.”
- “Why not?”
- “Why would I?”
- “It pertains to your company.”
- “I know that! Why wouldn’t I know that?” 

You want this man to die BEFORE he can see everything he’s worked for humiliatingly stripped from him and forced to face the consequences of a life built on lies and hatred? Where’s your humanity?

Yeah, him stroking out on the witness stand would have been the perfect ending.

No shit. You think you’re the only one who has paid even a little attention to this huge story that has been going on for ages now?

As funny as this is, it’s important to remember that Alex Jones made millions of dollars peddling lies and hatred and that he’s a gigantic piece of greasy shit.

I wish I could be more excited for this, but my regard for Oswalt took a big hit when he started shilling for sports books.  

I think Glitter Person (and the murderer) is really Lucy and a friend standing on each other’s shoulders in a coat. Seriously, though, I think Lucy has something to do with the mystery.

Yeah, it made Theo an actual character.

He’s probably gotta murder a couple people before he achieves true hero status to Republicans, let’s get real

22nd year here. First job right out of college, and never left. Good generally low-stress working environment, adequate compensation, good benefits, management really like me, and the job is located 10 minutes drive-time from where I live.