Possibly amputated due to diabetes. Granted I’ve never heard of her being a diabetic but that is her business.

Does she need another toe? I can get her a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get her a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon.

Having the amount of perseverance necessary to get through a task this long and tedious without giving up is rare. And impressive.

“Impressive” is not exactly the word I would use. This takes zero actual skill. You just have to be willing to waste an incredible amount of time.

Remember those Mario Mercedes Benz ads?

They look like they’re in a line outside the local IRS office.

That was great, but this was also memorable-

Being mistaken for Beyonce is the highlight of my life ❤

Those numbers don’t seem that outrages, especially when compared to Google Play, it looks more like Apple is just willing to pay more in general. Also I would be interested in knowing how many plays in general each service gets compared to the other. If Spotify gets double/triple the plays that Apple does, then it…

She is SO thirsty, and the sad thing is that I don’t even care, anymore. lol

Nice try Beyonce, we know it’s you.

That may be true, but I use Spotify to find new music & spend money at concerts to see those bands live & buy the albums I listen to a lot. So I’m still supporting the artists even if the per-play price they get isn’t great.

The only thing I remember about Tidal is this:

Yup. The important part being (as you mentioned) the money is already there.

On a somewhat almost related note, we bought a car two weeks ago and I was shocked to learn we could put the down payment on a credit card. Talk about a no-brainer. Yeah, I’ll take the rewards! We had the cash, so it’s already there to pay off the card. Free money.

I am absolutely here for dragging the philosophy department.

I think of NPR people as I do academics. I was shocked to learn that many professors are filthy hippies despite making bank (or what I consider “bank”). They drive beaters and their offices are stupid cluttered and anything could be living under all those journals they hoard. Some of them even SMELL *nods at the…