No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

Those rules are great... if you’re a robot that can be programmed to always follow rules.

Good people with good guns.

“Let’s give guns to random people, that’ll turn out well.”

The Four Rules

Florida DEA agent demonstrating good gun handling skills in a classroom.

Who the fuck didn’t clear their weapon for a demonstration? Or did they think using live rounds during one was a good idea?

m’akeup

m’lady

Outstanding.

Same boat. Pokemon GO is a death sentence for my phone and can only be played while plugged into the wall. Good thing I live outside the city with the nearest PokeStop about a half mile away..

my phone is very old and i’m basically just waiting for the next iphone to drop to forever get rid of it. it only stays charged for like 30 minutes. i’ve given up on updates for now lol

Thank you, I’m happy that I’m not the only one that it bugs the shit out of to see a ton of pending updates just sitting there.

step in the right direction

...You have 33 pending updates? Why not do them all?

She clearly only tested it for a few minutes before writing this article. I wouldn’t trust her judgement when most other reports coming in are saying it has improved.

*Checks to see if Skyforce Reloaded has added any new content in the last year*

*reads article to see if things are fixed*

The genius of the “WTF am I doing here” to “coy smile, hello...” is transcendent.