Google Voicemail, that’s new. Nice.

I used to hate oatmeal until I started making it myself. Peanut Butter + oreo hazelnut spread + banana + blueberries = the bomb

My favorite Dre verse

I love homemade almond milk because I hook it up with flavor and everything, but I hate buying the almonds and I hate the almond meal you get from the process because everything I try to make with it tastes so mediocre.

*they’re, not their

Very true

Also, does it seem like “This is why Trump won” is the new “Thanks, Obama!” for assholes?

“They’re trying to make themselves victims!...Probably!...”

Certain members of the LGBTQ community flipped it to reclaim power, much in the way whites in certain areas are all about being “Rednecks”, some Black people use the “n-word”, and people into certain hobbies use “nerd/geek”. These used to be insults, but now their sources of pride or belonging in certain communities.…

This is the best explanation for Black pride I’ve seen written. By Reddit user You_Are_All_Absurd:

Shhh you’ll ruin the anti-feminism circle jerk, your logic is too much for their strawmen

I like how some of the racists in this idiotic movement have no problem with women, and some of the blatant misogynists have no problems with Jews or Muslims, and some of the bigots have problems with Trump supporters, so since they’re not all obvious short dicked clones of each other in their crappy ideaology the…

I find it corny as fuck, honestly. Haven’t watched a lot of anime as I got older cause I’m sick of seeing it.

I don’t mind watching porno shit if it’s straight up, no bs. Hell, I watched Queen’s Blade with my girl (“hey you wanna see these big tittie anime women fight until their clothes pop off?” “....bet”). And my…

Plex almost never worked right for me, but I love Kodi’s plugins. I prefer Kodi by far

“I’m a cunt who doesn’t like how current things are, so I’m going to make this experience worse for EVERYONE” is the rationale for a lot of 2016

Please don’t, you’re deconstructing his strawman!

I’d just like to take this opportunity to say Pete Rock is tied with DJ Premier as the greatest producer of all time and I understand Kanye’s popularity (I’m a fan) but it kinda bums me out to see one of the G.O.A.T. producers reduced to that headline

hahahahahahahaha

This game looked amazing and I would’ve loved to play, but I’m also too punani to play horror games. If they made a version without the scary shit I would still play the hell out of it