I like to use the seasoning pack for a family sized serving of mashed potatoes or rice.

Thought it was a Creeper

same with me, except for while I need the TV, wife needs silence and some kind of light source, so I have to compromise by keeping Adult Swim on mute

hahahahaha

Plot twist: Sue has been adopted into Johnny Storm's black family. Racist asshole comic book fans explode.

I eat at my desk and make up for the transgression against myself by not doing anymore work for the rest of the day

As another Southerner, the butthurt Alabama natives in the comments are hilarious. Take a joke, you sister fuckers.