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Doesn’t he scream incomprehensibly every day?

My guess: he choked on his words.

I just read that the White House has its own Medical Unit, so this had to be something potentially major. Something where surgery might be needed? Personally I hope he lives long enough to be voted out and and humiliated. The possibility of Pence winning the presidency is just too horrifying. He has enough table

Michael Harriot once called Trump “a busted can of dough,” which is so perfect that I will take any opportunity to repeat it.

Trump was off to see the wizard and he still has no brains, heart or courage.

I don’t. For a narcissist, losing is a fate worse than death.

That’s, like, 5 weeks away. You sure you want to wait that long?

A true Christmas miracle!

That would require Trump to admit that he’s too sick, or weak, to go on being president. Can you imagine those words actually coming out of his mouth? Because I can’t.

There are only two ways he’ll leave the Oval Office: in handcuffs or on a gurney.

I will believe in both santa and jesus if that happens.

Nice thought but he’s never going to resign. The second he becomes regular-ass citizen Trump again, he’s going to jail and he knows it.

Based on his diet, five bucks says it is gallstones. I mean, he is also full of bile to the point it has turned his skin orange.

I don’t know if Trump can Hulk out. Its probably more like opening a can of biscuits.

Hopefully the physician prescribed him 2 packs of smoke a day and a constant diet of 32 oz medium rare steaks covered in salt.

I don’t normally wish it upon others (because I’ve seen what late stage cancer does). But here’s hoping for terminal, in-operable colo-rectal cancer for both anuses.

For real I want MSNBC & CNN to spend as much time talking about this shit as they did Hillary having the flu. I mean noted douche bag Chris Clizzia was constantly harping on about what a big story that was. This man lives off of fried foods, gets no exercise and wouldn’t know what a vegetable looked like if you told

Pretending? Why not? Apparently everything is double plus good these days. I’ve even heard chocolate production is up!