His hands are just the right size for his penis.

Since men are well known for sticking their penis in any available inanimate object, I’m proud to see this important step toward gender equality.

When I saw the video from that rally I was sure I was watching a clip from a Christopher Guest movie. Imagine my surprise when I learned that it was not an act from “Guffman” or “Best in Show” or “Mighty Wind” but instead actually took place, in 2016, at a rally for a Presidential candidate. And now that Guest has a…

I lean more to your theory that the dad is lying; but having worked in a halfway house for years, I can tell you that some people just love grabbing anything that isn't nailed down. Even if they don't have plans for it.

Yet Trump supporters think Trump will bring jobs back to America (when even his own stuff is made overseas) and fix the economy.

I hope the kids grow up to be smarter than the adults around them, and disown everyone involved in their exploitation. They go on to have healthy lives, but enjoy telling several crazy stories about this time, especially meeting famously failed presidential candidate Trump.

Over the weekend I read a credible article (Politico? Slate?) that said Trump has been the Plaintiff in over 1900 lawsuits and the Defendant in about 1450 lawsuits. I think these people are going to be waiting a while for their money.

He can’t fulfill this cheap and easy promise, yet his supporters completely believe he can follow through on all the wild promises he has made in his campaign. Promises like all these:

Since Trump has never opened his books, all we know is that his dad had roughly $200,000,000 in New York real estate in 1970 that Trump eventually took over from him. We don’t know if Trump beat the S&P index during this time. We don’t know if Trump actually made money building skyscrapers, or if he would have…

Also, parents. Children are terrible at choosing parents!

Are you saying those people don’t know the value of something they can pawn for meth?

In their defence, children are poor judges of character when it comes to assembling a management team.

Agreed. Thats what u get when u do business with trump.

he reached an agreement with Trump’s team to sell merchandise at the event in lieu of both pay and travel expenses.

Trump is an asshole scam artist, but I honestly don’t give a shit if these people get paid or not because they chose to perform for the benefit of an odious slimeball.

They left it outside in the parking lot, where all of it—the T-shirts, the CDs, the patriotic posters—was stolen while the girls performed their act, Popick says.

Hahahahaha! I work merch occasionally for a double platinum/Billboard top 10 artist and do not even pull $2500 some nights. This Popick is a terrible negotiator and advocate for his clients. And also has terrible clients.

Trump is a cheap bastard. He has no problem ripping off kids and veterans. He's a terrible businessman if he can't honor his promises.

Classic Trump. Save $2500 now, spend $25K defending and ultimately settle for $7500. I would have taken this case on, on contingency even, in a heartbeat. Yea, please let this “extremely” “successful” “businessman” run a country.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.