Didgeridouche may be the best word I have ever read in my life.

I wonder how many peoples heads ‘Ms. B.J. Smegma’ went over.

You know what china should rip off?

I think anyone who uses Latinx in an English language publication when the readily-available (and just as incorrect) Latins already exists is a fucking pendejx.

Far be it from me to criticize anyone else’s drinking habits, but if you can’t even make it through a single football game without spending $45 on your habit, maybe you have a problem.

23 years, you say? 23?!

My theory: The Night King will ultimately be defeated the Day King, master of karate and friendship for everyone.

Jon was “Fire and Ice” the moment he was conceived. Rhaegar Targaryan and Lyanna Stark, Fire and Ice. Jon is the song, not Jon and Dany.

**Puts down model car and it’s tiny door, grabs giant pistol, walks down the block and knee-caps a registered child-molester hangin’ ‘round the school yard at 3 pm. Returns to garage and installs tiny door on model car.**

YouTube is fine, dude. No need for a transcript.

Cinema sins used to be good, they used to point out funny continuity errors or plot holes, now its just silly crap that mostly is either overly picky or just a flat out misunderstanding of how things work. Its like trying to watch a movie with a 14 year old who thinks all the stuff is dumb and he could do it better.

Why call it a spinoff in the title (insinuating it’s in the same F&F universe), and then in the body say it’s not a spinoff? I would’ve been interested in it already, didn’t need to be click bated into thinking there was a new F&F movie.

I blame this on Sony, as they’re terrible about this stuff. Case in point, the “Dynasty Warriors Gundam Reborn Complete Bundle” doesn’t actually come with Dynasty Warriors Gundam Reborn, despite the fact that “Complete Bundle” implies it would. Even after fighting with their support a year or two ago to get a refund,…

Basements? We don’t do basements in Texas. Slab foundations. That way when the tornado comes and wipes away your house, you have a clean surface to work with.

Commiserate with them. Complain about the situation but not people in it.

Still patiently waiting for an AR compatible AoE that’s playable on coffee table. Since it’s owned by Microsoft, dare we say a ‘Hololo’ Lens edition?

It would be awesome to get an Age of Mythology remake or sequel too.

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He looks like he’s being played by Martin Short in a shitty comedy about his own life.

Constitution is the attribute of choice for people who don’t know how to stealth.