I’ve used it out of the box way longer than I was supposed to and never had issues. Recently I’ve just started storing it in a sealed Tupperware.

This lady is a goddamned hero.

What, no Droids?

I mean this is just how the space whale egg gets fertilized right?

Yup, cancelled the heck out of that pre-order.

The Ecto-1 is the first really big deal Christmas present I can remember getting.

Yeah I agree you have to stretch realllllllllly hard to present those statements as an attempt to build optimism specifically for Workhorse.

Invert vertical flight controls.

I keep forgetting this game even exists.

This is right out of Candy Man.

Good grief, I didn’t even know the multiplayer stuff was going to be in there.  

I dunno, 20$ seems like a fair price for the game in it’s current state. They aren’t shutting down the servers, just not releasing and future content for it.

I don’t know why it needs to be novel or different. Just because she’s got lady parts doesn’t immediately mean she’s going to murder demons in a different way or require you to put any thought at all into including a female Slayer to play as. I’d rather just have a reskin and the lore being something like the legend…

Worked at a grocery store through college and we had a similar type of truck come and do a pass of the parking lot every night.  If you ever wondered why the parking lot of your local grocery wasn’t hip deep empty bottles and store fliers this is probably why.

Does that mean they’ll re-release the toys with better paint apps and more articulation?

The argument being that if I’d been able to buy that Mercedes directly from the manufacturer rather than through a network of dealers I wouldn’t just have gotten a better car, I’d have gotten it for less money too.

I too enjoy having to negotiate a price that’s still going to cost me more than if I’d been able to buy direct from the manufacturer.

Yeah, I was all ready to "well actually.." then I assumed it was a fun joke article, then I couldn't tell, which I guess makes it a great joke article.

To be fair, not giving a shit doesn’t make it not fancy underwear.