Obvious answer: bring Blade into the Netflix-verse. Vampires >>> Ninjas any day of the week.

Of all of the “scary” scenes in this film, the one that freaked me out the most by far was the one where Jacob finds himself in the suddenly-decrepit subway station, as trains full of the damned passed by him.

At the risk of bringing up a hellishly depressing subject, was it this movie that derailed Thurmon’s career, or her decision to not have sex with Harvey Weinstein? :(

The story about him and Frank Gorshin stumbling into an orgy and then promptly getting booted out half an hour later because Gorshin would not break character as the Riddler is, quite possibly, the greatest Hollywood story of all time.

Intact? Dude, this is Zack Snyder we’re talking about.

Who would ever have thought, circa 1994, that Tom Arnold would have become — by miles and miles and miles — the more sympathetic party to his divorce?

Because unfortunately she’s horrible but quite talented, we live in an era when there’s not really any such thing as bad publicity, and TV networks like money.

but he is once more played by Ray Park and voiced by Sam Witwer

The Pena case happened in my neighborhood and it’s a marker of where we are with the NYPD right now that every single person I know was shocked that he was convicted and got a sentence of over a few years. May the fucker rot in prison.

How embarrassing! Yes, of course, Bill Sienkowicz.

Is Peter Jackson going to sue them for a wholescale rip-off of all of the best gags from Meet the Feebles?

Also if we’re gonna shit on Liefeld’s art style, we should also acknowledge the fucking enormous debt he owes to Art Adams.

As baleful as I always found Liefeld’s influence on the comics industry to be, “his anatomy isn’t realistic” never really got at what was bad about him. For my money Rob Sienkewicz is the best and most important comics illustrator of the last 30 years, and he’s not exactly photorealistic either.

Fuck this, no. This film marked the end of Gilliam’s career as an interesting filmmaker and (although we didn’t realize it at the time) Depp’s as an actor.

That’s be nice, right? Still, if Captain Marvel does well after Wonder Woman saved WB’s ass last summer, maybe some bright bulb in Hollywood will realize that a $70M Domino movie is a no-brainer after Deadpool 3.

Zazie Beetz absolutely walked away with the second half of this movie. Hopefully this will be a star-making turn for her: she absolutely deserves it.

I feel like they missed an obvious opportunity by not having afterlife-Vanessa be aware like DP that she’s in a movie and to have her be beside-herself annoyed that she’s been shelved in order to give her boyfriend some motivation.

Goddamnit. I really wanted this to be good, but the project always sounded like a union set of both Gaiman’s and Mitchell’s worst creative tics and I guess the apprehension was warranted.

We can get even more specific: per her Wikipedia page, they met when she was twelve but “began dating” when she was 15 (France’s age of consent).

Singer has managed to far to avoid anything becoming public, which I’m honestly pretty impressed by.