To be fair, it could have been a hadouken. He didn’t charge the kamehameha for three episodes. 

..... We’re you in powerman? Is that why you’re so butt hurt?

It was garbage then too. Never liked powerman or solo rob zombie. If I hear dragula, I cringe.

I mean, it’s six in one hand, a half-dozen in the other.

Powerman 5000 is absolute garbage.

It was relatively chilly last night at AT&T park.

Trumps on Kinja?

This is why boxing is fucked.

CANDY LAND?! WHAT ARE YOU, SIX YEARS OLD?!

On the other hand.... Wait, I got nothing.

How many pounds, or ounces, of flesh will make you happy?

Like a quiet moment before a game? That’s a good thought.... I wonder if it would get anyone’s attention.

Yeah, that’s the one.

Yes! Let’s legislate more unenforceable bullshit! It’s worked so well for us so far. If only rich people’s lawyers didn’t find loopholes in all of this brilliant lawmaking.

Also, incorrect.

Take a break, man. It must be exhausting looking for shit to be offended by.

Does he need Tommy John surgery again?

Great pun.

Hi Mr. Cowherd!

Hi Mr. Cowherd!