The harambe jokes need to stop. They’re not funny anymore. It’s been four months.

Not enough Koreans. Too many blacks.

At least he's mastered the basics.

Thanks for trying.

FFS. Burning man is so commercial now. If you’re going for the first time now, you missed the boat.

Thank you. I appreciate your help.

Can you explain all loves matter vs black lives matter? I’m not trying to be a troll. I want to understand.

When was the last time Sony released a first party game on time?

Two weeks in a row a USC player has done something physically egregious. Last week, a ball stomp. This week, assaulting the elderly. Did Bruce Miller get some eligibility back?

“Without the Ravens around, I can undo history and send the Colts back to Baltimore and send the New Browns all of the now-unemployed Ravens players.”

You’ve been waiting to use that commercial for a long time, haven’t you?

You mean Friday morning lamb shanks are your shit.

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

A database? I feel like an amateur keeping score.

Is Tom Arnold an honorary black now? I'm just curious. I need to update the list.

-1. Just kidding. +2. I'm an awful human being.

Vermin Supreme?!

#IamGary is the worst hashtag ever.

This gives me hope for this season... Until RGIII tears out his other knee while helping Josh Gordon hide his weed as he runs from the drug tester.

So is this Final Fantasy XV, or one of two hundred half-assed side-stories? Wake me up when I should care.