#IamGary is the worst hashtag ever.

This gives me hope for this season... Until RGIII tears out his other knee while helping Josh Gordon hide his weed as he runs from the drug tester.

So is this Final Fantasy XV, or one of two hundred half-assed side-stories? Wake me up when I should care.

Leave it to Merril Hoge to be an expert on not winning.

I know one Chargers fan too. He wears a Melvin Ingram jersey in public. It’s hilarious.

I live in Nevada. The thought of building a $2 billion dollar stadium in a state this empty is hilarious. Let the billionaire casino owners pay for it.

I almost want the Chargers to redraft him. The NFL thrives on negative publicity and dumpster-fire owners.

... AND THERE'S MORE THAN FOUR MONTHS LEFT!

The rare measured and reasonable response... And on Kinja, no less. I agree with you.

Spot on!

Did Obama volunteer much over the last 8 years? Did Bush? Are you that cynical?

Ba'al don't lie is amazing!

How did the fans empower him?

Because, you know, upside... and stuff.

K’Maun Williams, Sports Agent to the Stars

That's some Founding Father's chicken scratch right there.

As a Browns fan, I legitimately feel sorry for the Lions.

Cardinal fan. I don't want his crazy associated with me.

Enjoy all the high profile free agents who flock to San Diego after Fowler’s rousing pep talks.

“... be a completely decrepit 30 years old.”