They were in Cleveland, so you're more right than you thought.

Hey, at what temperature do steel beams melt again?

If only we could sign that garage to a contract.

That's not how that works.

HMMMMMMM... Eastern European record. Held for 28 years. Probably reached without the use of any illegal drugs.

No doubt, no doubt.

Hence the “seemingly. ”

That’s what happens when you have Scottie Pippen and Dennis Rodman to bail you out.

Go on...

Four more years!

Also, shitting on people for how they look at a gym, where they are working on their health already is the least supportive thing a person can do.

Why did it have to be Tecmo Bowl? Tecmo Super Bowl, and I would have bought two.

Proof that sometimes low-hanging fruit is, in fact, the best fruit of all.

That’s a lot of Pulitzer level reporting. Bravo.

No love for Paul Goldschmidt?

Yeah, I know! And he’s even kinda decent.

Except it’s being sold everywhere for $60-100 more than MSRP.

Why didn't the Heat offer a small ownership stake to Wade?

How is Bryant starting over Arenado?

They win in the mid 60s. I believe that due to their lack of depth now that they’ve lost some players, Steph has to play more, which means he gets hurt more, and they’re not as good (at least in the wins and losses column). Obviously, adding Durant makes them better.