“white, talented, athletic”

Yeah, but that’s different.

You need more “o”. Soo, to me, reads like sue. You want soooo.

I may be wrong, but I thought that all game winning, none home runs were officially scored as doubles.

Eeew. I get that joke. :|

So it’s only plagiarism if you steal it from the source it’s used in? You’re not a smart man.

What a baby. That but didn’t show him up. I hate Lackey and his underbite so much.

ESPN is going broke, but they’re going to pay Ditka to watch TV from home?!?!

Welcome to American politics!

May have a future as a pharmacist/bar tender.

That one dude has a patch. I keep waiting for him to pull out a knife.

... I’d play that as long as I could do the splits and have a mullet.

Worried about Titanfall 2, are we?

+/- .5 Mutas.

“We did nothing after that. We will pay for a good story (email us!), but a college kid smoking weed is not a story at all.”

You have to subscribe to his accounts to get them. I'm not following anyone on Twitter I don't want to.

You can't be mad at him for having a social media presence unless you're mad at LeBron and EVERYONE else who does too.

He hasn't become insufferable. The media's obsession with him has. You're sick of being inundated with his life.

That’s called self-deprecation, and it’s delightful.

I know that everyone craps on the Browns as the most dysfunctional team in sports, but the Kings have got to be in the 1b-2 range.