It’s like a seed was planted in the wild, and then one day, I found it.

Not bad. +1

eBay?

How the hell are the Braves leaving Turner already? This kind of shit disgusts me and makes me happy to root for a baseball team who’s stadium was privately financed and revitalized a city.

+1. Also, no racist comments. Have a nother one. +1

So he learned at the Trump School of Management?

Genital rugby is much more enjoyable than Genital football.

-1 for midichlorians.

YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME!!!!

Or the fact that every fucking year, Seattle pulls a huge horseshoe out of their ass and pull off some lucky fucking play. There were about twelve of them in the Green Bay game last year. The play that put them in position to win the game in the Super Bowl. And today, Wilson ran backward about twenty yards after the…

That’s some sweet coffee, there, fella.

You’re short and your country sucks.

I fucking hate Seattle.

Tough to blame the guy who’s responsible for 100% of the Vikings points. How about Teddy Bridgewater or AP show up and, you know, score some points.

That isn’t a catch. He doesn’t control the ball until he’s out of bounds. The NFL has made sure that I have no fucking clue what is.

It’s like flopping in soccer or basketball.

No, Chargers, no?

We’re looking at you Beavis.

Joey Crawford doesn’t go anywhere when there isn’t a fire works show introducing Joey Crawford.

Jin and juche?