When your arms are that short, you’ve got to use the mouth.

Thanks Obama.

Hey Fahey! That’s a pretty sweet headset you’ve got there. Which brand and model is it?

Santa doesn’t like greedy kids.

Also, Chicago is a world-class city when it comes to murder statistics. #themoreyouknow

A little less ramming your legs in those shorts, please.

Nah. We'll pick someone who's a can't miss and then they'll miss.

I agree. Sony, other than Bloodborne, has had no must-play first party games. It seems like they’ve been riding their successful E3 launch presentation for years. FFVII and Shenumue are pipedreams that won’t be release for YEARS and other than Uncharted 4, I honestly don’t see a game releasing exclusively on PS4 that…

And if anyone know’s bad business, it’s Imperial Hot.

Stree Overlord uncomfortable?

Is this irony? I can’t tell if this is iroy.

That seems like exactly the type of pick the Browns would make. It’s Courtney Brown all over again.

And just think, there’s a draft coming up that we’ll probably get first pick. Imagine. Having the opportunity to draft ANY player you want and KNOWING that they’re going to fuck it all up.

Finally. An original mind. Please elaborate. What IS funny?

Damn. This was my situation a few years ago. Oh well. Thanks!

What if the seller stated that work had been done that was later proven not to be done? For example, the seller states that they replaced the head gasket but examination proved that to be false. On top of the fact that the car did not pass smog after the seller claims it would.

... MGS’ story is so far up it’s own ass.

It’s a feature, not a bug.

Comparing FFVII to any FF made in the past ten years and why would anyone think any differently? SquareEnix has become the Cleveland Browns of video games; it’s a sadness factory.

This song is highly underrated. RIP Scott Weiland. Heroin takes another musician.