Clue the movie is solid.

You think they weren’t going to close it anyway? It cost more than it made and ESPN is cutting costs like crazy. No one lost their jobs here. All of the writers are still under contract.

Oh! Because of the “chilli.”

Jazz + jazz = jazz

Or, you know, he was joking?

It his Cespedes in the leg as he started to settle into the catch. It missed his glove which was near his hip, not outstretched at arms length, buy no more than four inches, and it hit his leg. That’s absolutely an error.

That’s my thought. How isn’t that an error?

Cortana was durandals sister sword.

Maybe one at a time?

Shovel Knight?

I think there’s enough blame to go around. The whole thing pisses me off.

That’s true, but you could also argue that a keyboard is used for more than gaming, and that the keyboard will probably outlast the console.

They missed out because of their own half-assed shoddy workmanship. If you release a game as broken as it is, and ask people to pay for it, you have forfeited all right to sympathy. Missed out on money? They sold a broken product. They should be happy about any money they made releasing a broken product.

I’d be fuming if I didn’t get it for free. At this point, I probably won’t ever play it.

Are you telling me there’s a Tom Brady as a Minotaur paining somewhere in his house?

Gottlieb is a real prick. He subbed for Cowherd when he was still at ESPN, and he completely trolled Jim Mora Jr. about Michael Vick. I really don’t like Gottlieb.

Me too. I’m trying to go pro.

4chan.

I see what you did there. You know, hamsters. They run in those wheels. It’s a joke.

I was going to ask about the tools. I have no idea how game design works, but who at Bungie is responsible for creating these tools? My guess is that it’s someone pretty high up the food chain (Jason Jones?). Why are we hearing about how shitty Joe Staten and Marty O’Donnell are but we we’re not hearing about the…