He won’t be around for that.

We can measure wins and losses or dvoa. Please choose. We shit on Peyton for winning ONLY one Super Bowl and laud Flacco but there aren’t any right-clicking people who would choose Flacco’s career over Peyton’s. Luck carried a team with a shit defense to the AFC Championship and he’s not top 5 because of dvoa? My eyes…

It’s always a good thing to hand the reigns over to a guy currently doing a commercial about being a backup. New Orleans, get the paper bags ready to cut eye holes in.

Thanks again, Boston!

Oh God! Did they blow up his shoes, too?

I’m actually rooting for this guy. The poor-man’s Ron Jeremy needs all the love he can get.

HA! He fell down.

Iraq? Serbia?

I absolutely love that dude, even though he has almost no chance of starting. Even for my hapless Brownies.

DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!??!?!?

Because rehab.

And charged home with a capital crime.

“Fackin’” made it for me.

Sadly, ‘tis true.

For a profit.

That’s an error. Because fuck the Dodgers.

Oh, any old reason’ll do.

... I stand corrected.

I’m pretty sure that going suit shopping isn’t an interview. And since when do sports journalists care about ethics? I mean, you’re commenting on Deadspin.

I understood that joke and thoroughly enjoyed it.