Thanks again, Boston!

Oh God! Did they blow up his shoes, too?

I’m actually rooting for this guy. The poor-man’s Ron Jeremy needs all the love he can get.

HA! He fell down.

Iraq? Serbia?

I absolutely love that dude, even though he has almost no chance of starting. Even for my hapless Brownies.

DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!??!?!?

Because rehab.

And charged home with a capital crime.

“Fackin’” made it for me.

Sadly, ‘tis true.

For a profit.

That’s an error. Because fuck the Dodgers.

Oh, any old reason’ll do.

... I stand corrected.

I’m pretty sure that going suit shopping isn’t an interview. And since when do sports journalists care about ethics? I mean, you’re commenting on Deadspin.

I understood that joke and thoroughly enjoyed it.

YEAT JEETS! YEAH JEETS!

That’s remarkable. No grunts or growls? He’s really come a long way since his introduction. They’re short, but they’re all sentences.

+1 This is a legit idea.