KICKSTART!

Sounds like fuckin’ PARTY ANIMAL!!!

Shit’s gonna get raw for you Patricia. R! A! W!

Lebron is a lawyer, too? Is there anything that guy CAN’T do?

So Lebron for Comissioner?

Commuting and desk-jobs. I commute an hour-plus per day and have an office job and I’m always looking for a new, good podcast.

Are they going to go back and collect from Brad Johnson for what he admitted to during Super Bowl XXXVII?

Didn’t the Vikings get popped for $25k for warming the balls? How is that any more or less a violation of the rules?

Your biggest problem was expecting class from a lawyer.

“Good evening ma’am. I just moved in down the street and I’m legally required to let everyone within two blocks know that I am not allowed to have contact of any kind with a football.”

Hey, look everybody! It’s Adam Morrison’s porn-producer cousin.

I don’t know. I think I’d rather watch a replay of a bad fight, than have to watch this.

The CARDINAL Way. <shed tear>

Dumb ass. You said, “you’re are.” That means you are are. That is not grammatically correct and it’s not proof-read.

Who’s mad? Also, “you’re are” is grammatically incorrect. And how many ways does Larry Bird look?

As romantic as that sounds, I believe the conversation went something like this:

And they know this how? Magic? Ouija board? “Thorough” investigation? The entire NFL is a fucking joke.

If she was in it for the money, why was she in it when Jameis was stealing crab legs in college?

Finally! A reasonable man!

It’s a good thing he’s good at basketball, because that’s one ugly son of a bitch.