If she was in it for the money, why was she in it when Jameis was stealing crab legs in college?

Finally! A reasonable man!

It’s a good thing he’s good at basketball, because that’s one ugly son of a bitch.

That's funny. My Cardinal Way runs through my colon.

Testicular fortitude was a Gorilla Monsoon go-to, if I remember correctly.

NOOOOOOOO! No , no no! NOOOOOOOO!

Netflix is actually an interesting idea. He could be as edgy as he wants while still keeping a massive audience. We’ll see.

Well, I’M sure that your MOM is lazy. [mic drop]

OH MAN! I bought that turd. Yeah, it was garbage.

Velocity? Thank you, sir/ma’am. All I can visualize is a turd in an F1 car. Enjoying that visual.

Careful! There must be no squashing of the beef.

Did he contact his doctor? He really should have contacted his doctor.

Chemical castration.

Penn State?

I agree with this and think it’s funny that we’ve made this big an issue out of this all the while, players get nailed left-and-right for chewing on horse steroids. Like THAT doesn’t have an effect on the outcome of a game?

Also, I see text in there referring to the ball weighing in at 16psi... Which is much higher than the 12.5-13.5 psi as mandated by the NFL. I hate the Pats, but the only solace in this entire debacle is that there wasn’t any tax-payer money involved.

If I get credit from the sports gal for calling John Schneider an asshole, I’m going to get a shitload of credit. You’re welcome, ma’am.

Good point. Those chicks have it coming.

Absolutely you would be. Also, the NFL fined and suspended Irsay for far less than any player would be for the same crime.

I’m totally fine with giving someone a second chance, but the issue at play here isn’t Frank “I Beat Women” Clark, it’s that the Seahawks and the NFL seem to be completely clueless on how to talk to people about these issues.