Greinke has such a punchable face.

Flash of Genius is depressing and sad.

Jurassic rhythm.

I'd like to see Sherman without the rest of that awesome secondary. Revis does it on his own. Could Sherman?

Who cares? You don't put a time limit on perfection.

HHH. There's nothing better than hearing HHH get through a promo sounding like he's been stabbed, or like he's clenching to prevent analysis prolapse.

I agree with the Penn State alums. I mean, all the good things you do in the world should entitle a person to screw all the little boys you want.

If this gets us one step closer to living in the world of Demolition Man, I'm all in.

lol. Of the women you "listed, " one is real. Let's call it a draw.

How do you figure? Name me one butch Russian woman from a game or movie. There's no such stereotype.

They're damned if they do, and damned if they don't.

Awesome. No Sandoval or Pence. It's a good thing we added that free agent slugger... Oh wait. We got Nori Aoki.

I don't watch a ton of basketball, but are the shotclock and the game clock the same sound?

So Chris is still in Deandre's face yelling at him to shoot? Got it.

Well, now I want to know how this thing ends.

Yes.

OJ

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It's an Internet argument. They never end well.