Tireless, relentless commitment to fuck you.

Jermaine Dupree sounds like the black Elmer Fudd when he raps.

You mean the Hotel California? You might check in, but it'll collapse, so you can never leave.

Any idea if the Sling service will ever be added to my Smart TV?

Any idea if the Sling service will ever be added to my Smart TV?

Ha. F. U.

Two literallys? Whoa. Settle down Chris Traeger.

Ain't NOTHING wrong with baking. I'd rather bake than over fry.

Does anyone know if this will defeat MLB.TV blackout restrictions?

That is true. Did they test the Colt's balls?

Why does this matter? So what? He doesn't believe in Evolution. Who cares?

Intimately. Hint: I'm the girl to his right. ;)

You can't doubt what you know isn't there.

It's amazing how far pride can carry a ball. Right now, that ball is crying on his wife's shoulder. He's scared. He has no idea where he's going to get the money to pay for his kids tuition at ball medical school. A beating like that changes a man. Leaves him broken. Withered. Life is fleeting.

Significant difference between, "I didn't get off," and I don't like having sexual contact with you. Also, I think there is something wrong with lying to someone about getting off. It's lying. What's the difference between, "I pretended to get off," and, "I've been lying to you about ____ because I don't want to…

It's remarkable that you didn't list the Raiders. Ah, progress...

some payments to select developers

I guess I'll be the spelling Nazi. Enamored, not anamored. Love your articles!!!

I've lived in Reno for my entire life (32 years) and over the last decade or so, there has been a constant search for the next version of the city. We're not a major gaming hub anymore (Vegas and many Native American Casinos have taken their toll), and other than gaming, the city doesn't really have much to build on.…

Same thing happened to me. Exact same thing. The problem is, about five days later, my two year old nearly cut his finger off when a door slammed. My wife was in hysterics so of course I had to take him to ER. Sitting in hard chairs/stools for six hours with a swollen ball sack is NOT therapeutic. Swelling and…

Spoken with authority.