Do you know what's even safer? 

I hope ‘Tenet’ on a Gameboy gets re-released for the Switch.

Trick question. It takes 16 bits.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Gameboy Advance, Mr. Owl?

Tenet takes Interstellar’s sound mix and then gives the entire cast Bane masks for about a quarter of the running time. It uses this cacophony to deliver dialog that’s exclusively expositional, with most important points only covered once.

From an article about movies reopening in Nyc and a vaccinated journalist who attended one - “Most people in the theater on Saturday enjoyed the experience without snacks, and kept their masks in place, but my row-neighbors took off their masks immediately upon settling in, ostensibly to sip their beverages, and then…

But cases have not-NOT been traced to theaters, since it’s virtually impossible to say “The kinds of people risking a theater visit would only ever break their quarantine for a movie theater,” since the kinds of people seeing movies right now are very likely to be doing other non-quarantine activites.

This is how they should send screeners to the Academy.

This is a fair attempt, but personally, I feel like the job’s not done until I can watch Paul Thomas Anderson films refracted at 26p within the tearful glimmers of my true love’s eyes.

We must surely add Aliens to the list?

That’s not entirely true. Sellers was originally supposed to play four parts in the film, but it was due to a request by the studio, who wanted to top the three parts Sellers had played in “The Mouse That Roared” a few years before. Neither Kubrick nor Sellers were enthusiastic about the gimmick, and they had…

The hunchback costume schtick starts off so-oo stupid ... but the weirdness keeps going until once he’s floating out the window it turns into sheer freak inspired lunacy.

On Strangelove Sellers reputedly also wanted to play the Stirling Hayden, Slim Pickens and Peter Bull roles until Kubrick managed to persuade him otherwise.

Considering what a perfectionist Kubrick was (sometimes doing hundreds of takes for a single shot), that is surprising. But he and Sellers must have gotten along, as he is one of the only actors Kubrick ever reused.

“Zat ees not my dog!”

The Godfather: Part II is the best retort.

“I believe. Everything. And I. Believe. Nothing. I. Suspect everyone. And. I Suspect no. One.” ~ Capt James T Clouseau (William Shatner), Star Trek: A Phaser Blast in the Dark

Strikes Again is so good.

Ugh. I love The Pink Panther Strikes Again so much. I’ve seen it more times than I can count and certain sequences have never failed to make me laugh until I can’t breath, like Clouseau disguised as a the dentist with the melting nose and the murderous Oktoberfest

It’s ironic that the two movies with the least to do with the Pink Panther diamond (this and Strikes Again) are the funniest ones. I remember seeing Strikes Again and thinking it was the funniest thing ever when I was a kid, then seeing Shot in the Dark and loving it almost as much. Immediately afterwards, I started…