The Hand, a mysterious, shadow organization led by an under-used Sigourney Weaver, is trying to unearth ancient dragon bones buried under Manhattan

OBJECTION!

Disturbed’s version of Simon & Garfunkel’s “The Sound Of Silence” became a sensation in 2015, maybe because it underlines every emotion in the song with a thick marker.

Yes, but was it better or worse than Joe Piscopo-as-Frank Sinatra’s Nelson Riddle-esque “swing” version?

William Shatner’s dramatic reading of the Beatles’ “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds” is either a travesty or a work of gonzo genius.

Really! When I heard that, after they cleared him, they were going after him AGAIN? I went, “Well, I guess the Republicans in New Mexico weren’t going to let a ‘notorious Libburul’ like Baldwin go without thoroughly smearing him with shit first!”

Zaslav, definitely.

Thanks, I’ve been living in the Greys for the last three-four years....

I tried watching Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, and I was all, “This isn’t even good CGI!”

Nothing you need to worry your pretty little head about, The Kinja Caffeine Spider.

Wasn’t that “digital actress” actually Ming-Na Wen who got a paint overlay? 

And the chapping...!

I’d like to be seen!

igotlickfootagain?

sexual or physical onnotations out of this

::groans:: Stepped right into that one....

Which just shows how much shit doesn’t get talked about by the (White Middle-Income) Mainstream. Prior to all the allegations coming out, the worst I would’ve said about Bill Cosby was that he was turning into a cranky old man who always seemed pissed off about younger Black people, and forgot what it was like when he…

Yeah, The Kinja Caffeine Spider—Cosby was a huge shock to everybody I knew.