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Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on, Jiggs72...?

Your not-for-profit legal organization must have been for protecting bigots and sexual predators, then....

I can see why you didn’t last long writing comedy.

No, it’s not, is it?

Yep—also, those are the kinds of people who, soon as they have any authority, are shit to anybody below them.

Yeah...that does kind of hit you in the face like a wet fish.

I’ve had a few experiences like that.

COVID protocols, MosquitoControl. The boat scenes were almost all green screen, as were many group shots....

Bette Midler a TERF?!?!?

Well, no—she was probably busy with SECRET WARS.

Mythagoras, you said it yourself—these Christie adaptations are enjoyable couch viewing. They’re made with the idea of an initial theatrical release to draw in some initial money and prestige (because among older viewers, a movie with a theatrical release still means more than a direct-to-streaming one), but I’d be…

I think it’s commendable that studio C-suites have gotten rid of mirrors to discourage narcissism—

Now I’m imagining the kind of movie Greta Gerwig and Christopher Nolan would make....

I can see you’re waiting for the incel sequel, BarbieHater.

If Jason Statham shows up to punch more sharks?

confirmed the cause of Harwell’s death as liver failure on Monday.

You kind of do have a vested interest, Frasier Crane—even though you’re not working on it now, you’ve done some financing/preproduction work on the massive (being kind and not saying “elephantine”) project in the past, and Costner presumably knows you and knows you’re all in on his vision.

OMFG, that sounds like an utter trainwreck of Trumpian (another sometimes actor known for his swollen ego and lack of introspection) proportions!

Because the MCU needs a NC-17 movie?