I hope he turned to that lady right after the shot and said, “Give ME The Precious!”

Oh, yes—I want this.

Is she meant to sound like Siri?

I feel so old now, Uselessbeauty.

Bravo.

Fuck Ike Perlmutter anyway!

No, but I’m looking at racist mountain of shit right now!

Wow, do you have to work overtime to be a racist asshole, or does it come naturally to you?

Does your stepmother know it’s not just any Princess Di Beanie Baby, it’s the “heavy pellet” Princess Di Beanie Babies only that are valuable?

Hank_Dolworth must have never heard the theory that for every one person who publicly protests somebody’s bigoted behavior, a hundred people agree but choose to vote with their wallets by changing the channel instead.

Yeah, Clarkson has always been on really thin ice with his bigoted commentary—but the BBC, showing off exactly how much they care about that, kept him on because TOP GEAR vied with DOCTOR WHO as one of their most successful shows globally.

Awww, do you feel all manly now that you’ve pointed out that the Democratic Party is as huge a bunch of bigoted assholes as the Republican Party is, chest Rockwell? You’re not going to get traction trying to “own the libs” about Joe Biden, The Last Dixiecrat—in fact, the strongest evidence he’s not running things are…

But you’re not a White Supremacist at all, are you, Hank_Dolworth?

See, Nilus?

I wasn’t a huge Keaton as Batman fan, but I don’t think anybody has ever beaten Danny Elfman’s BATMAN theme music....

Maybe because Keaton has a bit more of a sense of humor about being Batman than...anybody else in the role seems to have? Kilmer doesn’t care, Clooney’s too busy apologizing to enjoy it, Affleck’s still twitchy at realizing he almost destroyed himself taking the role, and both Bale and Pattinson are so Method about…

nothing beats the catastrophic destruction of Mark (Eric Dane) and Lexie (Chyler Leigh).

Yes.

It was two-thirds of a pun, to quote my ex-wife; a p-u.

Yes, but it was only showing in James Cameron’s living room, so its per-screen average beat out Avatar: The Way of Water.