Or some alien-y sounding name like “Sauran Brandy”, “Vulcan Mocha”, “Venusian Akido”....

Wow.

No, because Oldman has no center—he’d be ranty as fuck, but you wouldn’t feel there was anything worth saving under that.

Is that rug, or did they bleach Jason Isaacs’s hair that color after telling him to grow it out?

Not enough gays in Hollywood?

For kids????

Hmm—so you guys are up in arms about James Cameron being a perfectionistic, full-of-himself ass.

I thought about what Brando and Bertolucci did to Maria Schneider—but same issue in the end.

Yeah, like how Marlon Brando and Bernardo Bertolucci “spontaneously” anally-raped Maria Schneider while shooting Last Tango in Paris, without telling her first because they wanted her “spontaneous” reaction...?

And Zsasz is not going to get the cash he so desperately wants from Reality Show crap—in fact, he’s the reason I’m strongly considering dropping HBO Max altogether because he’s made it clear he has the soul of an IRS auditor (i.e., none). To him there’s no difference between THE LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy and

Why not ride the wave by promoting your own Tolkien work? Give a bit of a push to the LoTR and HOBBIT trilogies and gain/retain subscribers....

You mean Zsasz, which is what I will always call him for fucking over Batgirl and thinking he can replace HBO Max content with ::yuck:: “Re-Ahl-ity TeeVee!”

How to you say “Hi, I’m a homophobe!” without saying “Hi, I’m a homophobe!”?

Or, maybe the security dude’s just a bully.

Now I want to watch Ethan Hunt risk his life wrangling a flock of sheep.

There was more to The Suicide Squad than that—for all the graphic violence and over-the-top lunacy, there was also poignancy as the Squad members confronted just what a bunch of Four-Star Fuckups they are, and that when it came to being bad guys they were outdone in every possible way by Amanda Waller, who condoned…

Probably because LAW & ORDER presents itself as a “realistic” police drama—unlike STARSKY & HUTCH with two good-looking police officers rolling off the side of their car with guns pointed, or CASTLE with a smoking hot female police captain fighting crime in high heels dragging along her mystery writer husband. Even…

ROTFL! I was just waiting for the moment where, while showing all the people living and working in NYC who’ve been on LAW & ORDER, if they’d cut to John Oliver doing a bit as a defense attorney or something, and Oliver looking sheepish when they cut back to him....

...and who always bust the few (very few!) “bad apples” themselves rather than covering for them!

Oh, yeah—outside of the major cities? Probably a majority of people.