Robertson is kind of a weird choice for his ‘88 opponent if you’re going to justify Ellen 4 years later, but I writers generally aren’t good political historians.

::Ignore my last post::

The Equal Rights Amendment got passed in the first season, which would be your seismic change. Reagan might have won in 1980 by the same illogical logic Trump won in 2016, but I think that by four years later a stronger women’s movement would’ve pushed back against him more forcefully than in our Worst Timeline Ever.

Animated Spider-verse movie (this wasn’t remotely a slam dunk when it was announced, so save your protests)

Has Rob Zombie ever done a comedy on purpose?

I want to see THIS movie now.

You know, he...died!

Hack Fraud Alex Kurtzman was just given $160M to continue to shit all over STAR TREK.

Geez, yes!

I want that movie.

Not only that, does the Gigantosaurus actually look that big? They don’t look much taller than the Velociraptors which are roughly human-sized and very fast.

And they’ll drag Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum out of The Actors’ Old Age Home to reappear as Jurassic Alan Grant and Ian Malcolm.

Yes, but has it been done as CGI with live action?

“The Miss of Time”, President Zod?

Well, then—go off and watch some Iranian movie about the forbidden love between a Shite Muslim and a Coptic Christian, shot on Fisher-Price Pixelvision cameras, dirtside.

So are we going to get a Pterodactyl versus Tom Cruise in a Jet dogfight then, Turbotastic?

Don’t look at me—I gave you an upvote!

Oh, no...

Here’s that generic cola beverage I owe you, Norm Chomsky....

That’s what the JURASSIC Universe needs—Richard Attenborough’s knighted kid brother!